Knives! Knives! Knives!

So I hear there's some sort of meteor shower going on tonight? I'd go out and check, but that's what I have you guys for. Plus, I looked out the window a little while ago, and it looked pretty dark up in the sky. So I'm just going to assume it's cloudy and not worth going outside to check up on the meteors. I've seen a meteor shower before, anyway. I remember I was pretty young, and my cousin was sleeping over. But my mom came and woke us up at like 2 in the morning and took us outside. So we sat and watched meteors for awhile. It was definitely neat, but I don't think I need to see any meteors taking showers. Asia has the best view, anyway. And I won't settle for second best. It's all or nothing, baby!

So tomorrow's the big day where I go back to the eye doctor. Alright, so it's not really a big day, but it'll be nice to see if these stupid eye drops have rid me of this vile eye infection. I might even be trying out a fancy new hard contact lens. But it's supposed to be more comfortable than a soft lens. Sometimes I feel like I'm a guinea pig at my optometrist. He always has something new up his sleeve when I go there. Oh well. I'll be a guinea pig. It's only my eyes, after all. This also reminds me that I need to make an appointment for a haircut. And I don't fuck around with haircuts, either. I have a specific person I go to that even gave me my first haircut. I drive all the way to New Milford and spend way too much just to have the satisfaction of getting my hair cut by this one person. You won't see me at Supercuts trusting some hack with my beautiful locks. But yes, I'll probably make that appointment tomorrow.

Look at me going over my to do list with you jokers. I'm going to be honest with you guys, I am feeling a little bit of writer's block tonight. I couldn't think of a cool story to tell all of you guys. But I'm not giving up. I'm going to tell the whole lot of you about a chain restaurant that I really enjoy. It's mostly located in Ohio, but it's definitely a highlight for me every time I'm in that area. That restaurant is Skyline Chili. As you might be able to figure out on your own, they specialize in chili. But this isn't just any old kind of chili. This is fuckin' Greek chili! There's crazy things like chocolate and cinnamon in that chili. So while a lot of you are looking for your chili to kick your ass, the chili you get at Skyline gently stimulates your tongue clit, or taste buds. Yeah, it has a little bite, but mostly it's a sweeter chili. And it's absolutely amazing. And they serve it to you tons of different ways too! You can get it in a burrito. You can get it on a hot dog, or "coney" as the call it. You can get it on fries. You can get it on a steamed potato. Or you can get it the way I prefer, on top of spaghetti. And of course, you can also just get a bowl of chili. But the chili customization doesn't end there! You can also get any of these meals as a 3 way, 4 way, or 5 way. The 3 way comes with a towering mound of cheese on top. The 4 way features the cheese, and either red beans or onions. And of course the 5 way features the cheese, red beans AND the onions. Vegetarian? No problem! They've got black beans and rice with special seasonings just for you. Now ever since I broke veg, I've had issues with digesting beef. But I can safely say that the next time I'm around a Skyline Chili, I will ignore any issues I have with beef, and I will go to town on that chili. Skyline Chili also provided me with the best dip I've ever covered a tortilla chip with. Now I'm pretty sure the dip is simply, Skyline chili, cream cheese, and shredded cheddar cheese, but you really don't need anything other than that. If anyone was wondering what they could get me for Christmas, a 24 pack of Skyline chili would be a great present. Just use Skyline Chili's online store. Also, if anyone wanted to get me a size Small Skyline Chili t-shirt, I'd proudly wear it everywhere. I just figured I'd get my Christmas list out of the way, so you'd have plenty of time to shop for me. But seriously, guys. If any of you want to take a road trip to Cincinnati OH, we can totally eat at Skyline Chili.

Well that's what all of you are getting tonight. You're getting my undying love for Skyline Chili. I think that's more than satisfactory as a blog entry. Sure, it's not my normal storytelling I do, but maybe I like to throw all of you a curveball every now and then. Or maybe not. I don't even like baseball. But I'll sure as hell throw you all for a loop! Alright. Well I think it's about time I headed to bed. Sure, I've got nothing to do tomorrow until 5:45, but I'm still pretty tired. Oh, and before I go, I made a new online friend today. Her name is Lisa Marie and apparently she friended me on Facebook, because I argued with her once over a mutual friend's Facebook. Normally, I wouldn't write about every new Facebook friend I've made, but she asked if I could mention her. I guess she wants to be famous. Well I can't think of any better way than by being in this blog. Okay. I'm headed to bed. More importantly, I'm heading to bed feeling like a nerd for talking about Facebook on a blog. That's a double whammy of nerditude. Catch you later, dorks!